Judging by the Hole in the Satellite Picture

  • The other day, I remembered how when I was a little kid, if I didn’t know how something worked or what it was, I’d just make up my own explanation.
  • Like, clearly, the Space Center there off the BA & I-44 had something to do with NASA.
  • How could it not?
  • As a grown up, I think I’ve come to believe that other grown-ups still do that, and I find that horrifying.
  • Like you become so sure of the conclusion you’ve drawn you forget you made it up.
  • I assume all children do that.
  • Which is another made-up answer, really.
  • I mean, do they?
  • Was that just me?
  • Wasn’t just me, right guys?
  • I asked the girls about this last night.
  • Apparently, it’s just me.
  • You know what I have stuck in my head this morning?
  • Soooooomebody once told me, the world was gonna roll me …
  • It’s there because, despite knowing better, I looked at my phone this morning, which was on Instagram from last night.
  • And there was a video of a girl on a skateboard.
  • As soon as I heard those opening notes, I knew what was coming,
  • She hit the curb, landed on her head in perfect time.
  • Sat up rubbing her noggin, looking a bit disoriented.
  • I laughed.
  • There’s probably a special place in purgatory for people who laugh at other people’s videos of misfortune.
  • I’m going to have to actually play that song to clear the feed, otherwise I’m going to hear “Soooooomebody once told me” over and over again all morning.
  • The other early morning thing that happened was one of my friends in Seattle sent me a reaction video of this baby headbanging and three giant looking bearded dudes joining in.
  • It made me laugh.
  • Don’t tell anyone I laughed. It’ll ruin my rep.
  • Because of the project I’m working on, I’ve been reading more about writing lately than at any other point in my life.
  • Partly, that’s because of self-doubt. Like some part of me doesn’t think I can do it without all the expert help I can get.
  • Which is not true, but our heads are not always our friends.
  • However, I have found some really cool books by really good writers on the craft.
  • Right now, I’m reading Bird by Bird by Anne Lamott, which is brilliant.
  • Writing is hard for her also, so I relate a lot to what she says.
  • I found this book because the universe sent it to me twice, probably because I didn’t get it the first time.
  • The first time, Bird by Bird was dropped by Coach Lasso to Coach Beard, though if you didn’t know it was a book, you’d have missed it. I only later found out when I read an article about all the book references in the show.
  • The second time, it came up in this article called “Write Your D@$* Novel.”
  • I don’t believe in fate, but when something starts thematically recurring in your life, maybe you should check it out. Due diligence and all that.
  • Glad I did. Great book so far.
  • Unfortunately, that means I’m reading … four books at the same time.
  • Into Thin Air is sliding to the bottom.
  • Read The Library at Mount Char during my lunch hour yesterday, Bird by Bird for a bit after dinner while the Teenager was doing homework, and then The Atlas Six to put myself to sleep.
  • Reading is life.
  • Which brings me to this thing I’ve been thinking about.
  • In another book, about a student at a university (describing plots poorly for $500), one of his instructors opens class each time by asking the students to tell him something interesting. The most interesting fact gets some sort of reward.
  • What’s up, Wednesday. What do you have interesting for us today?

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