Category: The Black List
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I started this one on Monday. <Friday> I have added to it every day this week. Well, maybe not Wednesday. I can’t remember. In any case, I’ve gone back through and sectioned things off by day. <Thursday> Most times, the lists come quick. Other times, shit gets in the way. Like, 400 words of this…
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Back in my day … (Oh, boy, here we go, right?) Do you feel you have agency in your life? If not, did you cede control willingly, or did it just kinda happen gradually. Like one day you woke up and thought, “I’m not doing a damn thing I enjoy.” And it’s not like you…
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Goddamn, this feels like one of those things I should not say out loud in public because the potential for jinxing and shenanigans is too damn high. Okay, wait. First off, my little sister turned 50 yesterday. Fuck, we old. (No, I did not forget her birthday. You can ask her yourself if you don’t…
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Supposed to. Not suppose to. The d is important. … Yesterday, driving back from my uncle’s 70th birthday party, I thought about the term “supposed to” a lot. Specifically, I thought about it through the lens of how we’re “supposed to” operate in society. You’re supposed to want things. To want the same things. Big…
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Up until you get to the word “peace,” the bullets were written on the Word app on my phone a week ago two weeks ago yesterday. So, with my thumbs. In a car. I sent these to Hamby on his birthday. :begin transmission… “Conan, what is best in life?” “To crush your enemies, see them…
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What happens if you get caught picking your nose when you’re on Zoom? I know you pick your nose. Don’t lie. Hey, what’s up. Friday. Hard to develop the audience if you’re not consistently producing. I won’t make promises. Too easy to go unfulfilled and the cost sucks. I have been making lists in my…
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Belt I don’t know why it says “belt.” This document’s been open for days. I mean, yes, I need a new belt. Had to get one in Minnesota, and it sucks. Might as well be plastic. Okay, maybe I remember. Facebook heard me say belt, so I’ve been getting a lot of belt ads, which…
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Sitting here listening to Daft Punk’s Tron: Legacy soundtrack. While I write random things for work. And this. Obviously. I can go back and forth. Also, it’s lunch hour. (Was. – Editor) EPIC cyberpunk sounds while writing a Code of Conduct for an internal communications platform I get to launch. … Let’s start that over.…
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Sept. 2 Now I’m to that point where I think I have notes that could be part of a list in two or three different places. But I’m in the recliner and I don’t want to get up to find a notebook. Or get my computer glasses. If there’s anything that could put a dent…
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No sir, I’d prefer not to (use AI).