Have You Tried Staples?

  • Hey, what is up.
  • Coming at you from non-malignant brain tumor land!
  • 45 staples in my dome are not going to fucking defeat me.
  • I have been up since five something because of the fucking dogs.
  • (This is the kinda list you get when I’m not writing them for work.)
  • (Profanity warning!)
  • When Steph took Kaia to school this morning (after we had a great conversation about her dreams), I found myself craving some Prodigy “The Fat of the Land,” so I queued that up on Spotify on the TV and let it go.
  • So good.
  • “Smack My Bitch Up” has a spectacular second half.
  • “Narayan” is fantastic, too.
  • Good album all around, really.
  • Get some.
  • So we have this Family text chat. Me, Steph, my sister, by BIL and Kaia.
  • It’s full of all kinds of random shit
  • This morning, Kaia told us all about something in her class playing Natasha Bedingfield’s “Pocket Full of Sunshine,” which you know from Easy A with Emma Stone.
  • I kinda like it.
  • Kaia hates it.
  • So now I’m going to ambush her as often as I can.
  • I have this thing for songs that are borderline electronic with women singers.
  • I will not apologize for it.
  • I’m still a metalhead, but I’m also of this age where I do not give a fuck about what I’m “supposed” to like.
  • I’ve got a pocket, a pocket full of sunshine …
  • If you’re a facebook person, you should know I write a bullet-list column for work.
  • It’s sanitized for work.
  • Not how my brain works, but … I get to write a column for work.
  • Here’s the thing.
  • I can’t not do it.
  • It has become a writing compulsion.
  • So I’m going to write these the whole time I’m recuperating and getting treatment for the mass.
  • I’ll post them on my blog because Facebook fundamentally sucks.
  • Go there. Subscribe.
  • Something that happened while I was in the hospital.
  • I came up with an idea for a business, so I’m going to be launching that shit while I’m on FMLA and waiting on the sawed hole in my dome to heal.
  • I can no longer allow other people to control my creative endeavors.
  • I am finished with being an Indentured.
  • #DoNotGoGentle
  • Stay tuned.
  • The idea involves the launch of a website.
  • #FuckYoSocialMedia
  • I’m either good at this writing/entertainment nonsense or I’m not, but I think I am.
  • Buckle up, kids.
  • These lists are going to be unfiltered, and I’m going to call people on their responses to some of the shit I’m going to say.
  • You’ve been warned!
  • BTW, hey TCC people, thank you for being here and for your support.
  • I apologize for all the F bombs, but … this is the real me.
  • I got in trouble when I was four for saying jackass in front of my great grandma.
  • I said chicken shit soup in kindergarten.
  • I called the sub teacher a butthole in second grade.
  • I have an uncertified degree in profanity is what I’m saying.
  • This is the real me.
  • And this is the first Black List, which will be part of the new business.
  • All that said, the TCC Librarians are one of my favorite groups on campus.
  • I actually plan on having a Teams meeting with the Librarians when I get back on the clock.
  • More on that later.
  • The last episode of “Friends and Neighbors” on AppleTV was spectacular.
  • I am super stoked to see “Thunderbolts*” this weekend.
  • We thought I would not be able to handle it, but … I can.
  • Fuck them staples.
  • Do what you want, but you’re never gonna break me …
  • You know what else I have planned now?
  • My tat sleeve.
  • SHIT IS HAPPENING.
  • Love you guys.
  • Thanks for your support.
  • Subscribe over on the blog.
  • More to come!!

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2 responses to “Have You Tried Staples?”

  1. HSquared Avatar
    HSquared

    Those of us who curse have higher IQs. It’s science. Let ‘er rip, Tater Chip! So glad you’re doing well 🙂

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    1. Skeptifist Avatar

      Fuck yeah we are.

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