- Hey, what is up.
- Coming at you from non-malignant brain tumor land!
- 45 staples in my dome are not going to fucking defeat me.
- I have been up since five something because of the fucking dogs.
- (This is the kinda list you get when I’m not writing them for work.)
- (Profanity warning!)
- When Steph took Kaia to school this morning (after we had a great conversation about her dreams), I found myself craving some Prodigy “The Fat of the Land,” so I queued that up on Spotify on the TV and let it go.
- So good.
- “Smack My Bitch Up” has a spectacular second half.
- “Narayan” is fantastic, too.
- Good album all around, really.
- Get some.
- So we have this Family text chat. Me, Steph, my sister, by BIL and Kaia.
- It’s full of all kinds of random shit
- This morning, Kaia told us all about something in her class playing Natasha Bedingfield’s “Pocket Full of Sunshine,” which you know from Easy A with Emma Stone.
- I kinda like it.
- Kaia hates it.
- So now I’m going to ambush her as often as I can.
- I have this thing for songs that are borderline electronic with women singers.
- I will not apologize for it.
- I’m still a metalhead, but I’m also of this age where I do not give a fuck about what I’m “supposed” to like.
- I’ve got a pocket, a pocket full of sunshine …
- If you’re a facebook person, you should know I write a bullet-list column for work.
- It’s sanitized for work.
- Not how my brain works, but … I get to write a column for work.
- Here’s the thing.
- I can’t not do it.
- It has become a writing compulsion.
- So I’m going to write these the whole time I’m recuperating and getting treatment for the mass.
- I’ll post them on my blog because Facebook fundamentally sucks.
- Go there. Subscribe.
- Something that happened while I was in the hospital.
- I came up with an idea for a business, so I’m going to be launching that shit while I’m on FMLA and waiting on the sawed hole in my dome to heal.
- I can no longer allow other people to control my creative endeavors.
- I am finished with being an Indentured.
- #DoNotGoGentle
- Stay tuned.
- The idea involves the launch of a website.
- #FuckYoSocialMedia
- I’m either good at this writing/entertainment nonsense or I’m not, but I think I am.
- Buckle up, kids.
- These lists are going to be unfiltered, and I’m going to call people on their responses to some of the shit I’m going to say.
- You’ve been warned!
- BTW, hey TCC people, thank you for being here and for your support.
- I apologize for all the F bombs, but … this is the real me.
- I got in trouble when I was four for saying jackass in front of my great grandma.
- I said chicken shit soup in kindergarten.
- I called the sub teacher a butthole in second grade.
- I have an uncertified degree in profanity is what I’m saying.
- This is the real me.
- And this is the first Black List, which will be part of the new business.
- All that said, the TCC Librarians are one of my favorite groups on campus.
- I actually plan on having a Teams meeting with the Librarians when I get back on the clock.
- More on that later.
- The last episode of “Friends and Neighbors” on AppleTV was spectacular.
- I am super stoked to see “Thunderbolts*” this weekend.
- We thought I would not be able to handle it, but … I can.
- Fuck them staples.
- Do what you want, but you’re never gonna break me …
- You know what else I have planned now?
- My tat sleeve.
- SHIT IS HAPPENING.
- Love you guys.
- Thanks for your support.
- Subscribe over on the blog.
- More to come!!
Have You Tried Staples?
skepticlysm 
Leave a reply to Skeptifist Cancel reply